Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
Excess billing hours
|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...