Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Bear Hunt
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...