Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Proud father
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...