Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
The last day working
|”You Know It’s Your Last Day At Work When……”You hand a bank teller an...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...