Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...