You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
Hot croako!
|What do frogs drink?Hot croako!
A very insulting parrot
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
THE LAND OF OZ
THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...