Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Free advice at social affairs?
|A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
Bad News 4
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom& Pop” grocery...
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...