Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ | ______ | ________ | | | ||...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Best In The World
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The...