When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
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A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal…
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher…
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher by the vice-principal was...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
Things men shouldn’t say after sex…
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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
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Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...