Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...
Politically Correct Terms
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The Marv Albert Song
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A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Married life is very frustrating…
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
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