The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Make a last request
|Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...