Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
The Irish Wedding
A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland.To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely...