The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
In West Kerry
|In West Kerry, the wife commented, “When we were first married, you took the...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
4 gay guys walk into a bar…
4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left,...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock…
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...