Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
How to hunt elephants — Lawyer’s styleLawyers don’t hunt elephants, but they do follow...
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...