Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done…
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!