Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
Be afraid if you annoy this husband
|A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
Leader of the HMO
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....