Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Descriptions of people you may know!
Some useful descriptions of people you may come into contact with from day to...
Call me Bubba
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
You really do stink
|It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home...