Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
A folk remedy
A man’s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
A dubious remedy
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to...