‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
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How to drown a blonde.
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How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
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Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
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What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
The Blonde Coyote
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Chinese Proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in...
The Cowboy Code
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Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...