Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Only One Sale?
A keen country lad applied for a salesman’s job at a city department store....
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...