How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?”Don’t do anything ’till...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...
Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the...