Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...