Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
Psychological Christmas Songs
Psychological Christmas SongsSCHIZOPHRENIA – Do You Hear What I Hear?MULTIPLE PERSONALITY – We Three...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
Jeff the Bellboy
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...