Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
Is he a good dentist?
|A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
An economist’s speech
|The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...