Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Lawyers on a jury
|A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had...
Tell about a haircut
|The story of someone getting a haircut.Women’s version:Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...