When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
A caring husband
A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after...
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
Newfie goes skydiving
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Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica