Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
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A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch…
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Magicians Secret
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular...