What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
The Train
A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
Help Wanted
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...