Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
The new CIA agents
|Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They finally...
Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...
5 flies in the kitchen
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...