Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
University courses for men and women
|Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men...
Who handles cases?
|Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...