Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...