Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
Top 10 – Soccer vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...