The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
God’s Son
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Demerit Point System Used by Women.
DEMERIT POINT SYSTEM USED BY WOMEN(The code is finally broken – the demerit system...
Business Classified Definitions
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You’ll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You’ll be...
Interesting facts
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not...