You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...