Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Mutual Orgasm Riddle
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...