Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague...
Canadian History Lesson
On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...