You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency…
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...