Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Taking the final exam
|Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Bad News 5
This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...