Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
Taking the final exam
|Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...