Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Impaired Vision
A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the...
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...