Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone...