Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Home from the Air Force
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
Hungry Snake
Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized...
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!