Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
Knock Knock Jokes 11
Knock Knock Who’s there? Anna! Anna who? Anna one, anna two…! Knock Knock Who’s...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...