There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...