How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
A wild party
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...