Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
Anything you want!
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...