Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
A Blonde At Sea!
A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life...
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
There were three Eskimos in Alaska…
There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...