Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Maid to order!
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother...
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
Top 10 rejection lines
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean…)10. I think...