A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
A young peasant girl of fourteen…
A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After...
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...