Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
Who is doing the work around here?
|The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing,...
Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...